Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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