The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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