It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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