How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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