so explain again why im purple
no
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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