went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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