Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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