a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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