sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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