do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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