...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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