Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize