so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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