paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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