I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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