You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
