Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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