Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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