when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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