Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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