He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I cut my penus on the lid.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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