i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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