Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ugly people sure do ruin things
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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