you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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