well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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