Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She announced her abortion via fbk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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