so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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