I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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