did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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