Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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