yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How external is "for external use only"?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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