you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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