what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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