They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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