I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
this will be a night to untag.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
