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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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