Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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