normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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