everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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