? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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