He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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