i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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