So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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