I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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