it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
