Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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