but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She made me pour olive oil on her.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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