The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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