Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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