Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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