I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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