I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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