Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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