She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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