brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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