Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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