I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I fill condoms, not promises.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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