i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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