She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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