She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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