i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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