I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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